It's not faith if you use your eyes.

meanplastic:

I want to live in Paris Hilton’s $325000 Dog Mansion </3

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at a horror movie

bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be

aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

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kuri-lin:

pleasefireme:

Please fire me. I just had a customer yell at me for 15 minutes solely for the fact that I touched his limes and those were his, not mine. I’m a cashier at a grocery store.

Literally everything in any given store has been handled by at least one person at some point.

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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

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the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”
Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.
The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:
“During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with”
Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”

Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.

The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:

During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with

Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

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invaderkeek:

scienceyoucanlove:

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

I believe these all (except the salmon, I think) apply to kitties

Don’t forget that Brazil nuts are also toxic to dogs (honestly I would stay away from any tree nuts). The chocolate is deadly for dogs because of a chemical in it called theobromine, which is a derivative of caffeine. It takes one oz. of MILK CHOCOLATE per pound of dog to have a deadly dose of chocolate. The darker/more bitter the chocolate, the more theobromine it contains. Alcohol has the same effect in dogs as it does in humans, but they need a much smaller amount to get the same effects, so that’s why that’s listed. Raw and green potatoes are also deadly to dogs, but potatoes are fine if they are cooked first. Persimmon seeds can cause inflammation of the intestines and should be avoided for the dog’s comfort. If you have a tomato plant, make sure the dog stays away from it and any unripened tomatoes. The chemical tomatine can be deadly for dogs, but metabolizes as the tomato ripens, so ripe tomatoes shouldn’t pose a problem. Fatty meats are not deadly right away, but high fat foods can cause canine pancreatitis. Raw eggs always carry a risk of salmonella poisoning, and can also cause skin and coat problems if you feed them to your dog for a long period of time. Baking soda/powder can also be toxic to dogs in large amounts, so keep an eye on these ingredients when baking around your dog. The same goes for nutmeg. Large amounts of salt can cause sodium ion poisoning.
I would honestly avoid feeding your dog at the table. By all means make your dog food at home if it suits you, but for your dog’s sake do not feed them from/at the table. They obviously have a lot of foods we can eat that are deadly to them! For your dog’s safety just ignore them no matter how much they beg. Feeding your dog at the table also teaches them that they are “above you” in the pack, which can lead to an alpha mentality and an unhealthy relationship between you and your dog. You should never show them it’s okay to beg at the table. This can lead to other problematic behaviors.
Sorry I kind of infodumped, but this is a special interest of mine. Hopefully I’ve taught someone something.

invaderkeek:

scienceyoucanlove:

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

I believe these all (except the salmon, I think) apply to kitties

Don’t forget that Brazil nuts are also toxic to dogs (honestly I would stay away from any tree nuts). The chocolate is deadly for dogs because of a chemical in it called theobromine, which is a derivative of caffeine. It takes one oz. of MILK CHOCOLATE per pound of dog to have a deadly dose of chocolate. The darker/more bitter the chocolate, the more theobromine it contains. Alcohol has the same effect in dogs as it does in humans, but they need a much smaller amount to get the same effects, so that’s why that’s listed. Raw and green potatoes are also deadly to dogs, but potatoes are fine if they are cooked first. Persimmon seeds can cause inflammation of the intestines and should be avoided for the dog’s comfort. If you have a tomato plant, make sure the dog stays away from it and any unripened tomatoes. The chemical tomatine can be deadly for dogs, but metabolizes as the tomato ripens, so ripe tomatoes shouldn’t pose a problem. Fatty meats are not deadly right away, but high fat foods can cause canine pancreatitis. Raw eggs always carry a risk of salmonella poisoning, and can also cause skin and coat problems if you feed them to your dog for a long period of time. Baking soda/powder can also be toxic to dogs in large amounts, so keep an eye on these ingredients when baking around your dog. The same goes for nutmegLarge amounts of salt can cause sodium ion poisoning.

I would honestly avoid feeding your dog at the table. By all means make your dog food at home if it suits you, but for your dog’s sake do not feed them from/at the table. They obviously have a lot of foods we can eat that are deadly to them! For your dog’s safety just ignore them no matter how much they beg. Feeding your dog at the table also teaches them that they are “above you” in the pack, which can lead to an alpha mentality and an unhealthy relationship between you and your dog. You should never show them it’s okay to beg at the table. This can lead to other problematic behaviors.

Sorry I kind of infodumped, but this is a special interest of mine. Hopefully I’ve taught someone something.

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http://everypizza.tumblr.com/post/92003044050/i-took-a-delivery-that-said-leave-pizza-on

everypizza:

I took a delivery that said,

“Leave pizza on picnic table,”

In the delivery remarks.

The order was paid for but not signed for

And not tipped.

So I wasn’t going to leave it without a signature.

Without a tip.

If you want to stiff me

Do it to my face.

I got to the address,

A business,

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dailydot:

thewaitisogre:

did gaga steal ur phone bc that’s her dog

Probably wise to keep your phone password protected. 

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intertwined-and-overrun:

ally0mazing:

Harry potter and the sorceror’s sass
The chamber of sassiness
The prisoner of sasskaban
The goblet of sass
The sass blood prince
The sassy hallows

The sassiest boy who lived…..

Sassy Harry Potter and I become more alike every year…

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the-listening:

coopthefall:

phyerfly:

holmesiswheretheheartis:

Call Me Maybe came out 2 years ago

2 years ago

has anyone called her yet?

maybe

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openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live

no really, it’s in construction

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it’s coming along nicely

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they put up the flags

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