It's not faith if you use your eyes.

(Source: calithepug, via gay8)

overheard-at-school:

"Man, I didn’t know booty hole tasted like that."

          “Tasted like old toilet paper.”

(said while brushing teeth)

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

(via kaijubabe)

theuniqueadrianalima:

Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio

theuniqueadrianalima:

Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio

(via spinachbabe)

pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

(via kaijubabe)

(Source: nextyearsgirl, via kaijubabe)

sweetoothdesign:

Last minute quick EASTER mini bunny bread!! 

#baking #bread #easter #holiday #weekend #bake #bunny #mini #sweetooth #sweettooth #easy #diy #pastry #foodart #food #inspiration

sweetoothdesign:

Last minute quick EASTER mini bunny bread!!

#baking #bread #easter #holiday #weekend #bake #bunny #mini #sweetooth #sweettooth #easy #diy #pastry #foodart #food #inspiration

insmniak:

buzzfeed:

21 Extremely Stoned Bunnies

I want a big bun for my apartment

(via sergeantscallmesmalls)

kneelbeforemistressphil:

kaalashnikov:

your-continuum:

kaalashnikov:

do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety

like they just

DO THINGS

without worrying about them first

wow

Anxiety is an excuse

I hope you walk barefoot on a world of legos for the rest of your life

The first time Tony Stark had an anxiety attack he thought he had been poisoned.

think about that

(via jesussaveswithcoupons)

pleatedjeans:

16 Creepy Easter Bunnies That Will Give You Nightmares

dogshaming:

Linus blanket

I love Charlie Brown and the whole Peanuts gang. So, one year for Christmas I received Linus’ classic blue security blanket as a gift.

dogshaming:

Linus blanket

I love Charlie Brown and the whole Peanuts gang. So, one year for Christmas I received Linus’ classic blue security blanket as a gift.

madeofwut:

casperthefriendlycunt:

ethyne:

you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

Touché

(via jesussaveswithcoupons)

(Source: deepspace2k14, via pleatedjeans)

premiium:

critink:

force-recon:

*Unemployed^

Let’s go through the list, shall we?

  • Stalking Cat was a computer programmer before he passed away earlier this year. He was Native American and trying to become closer to his totem animal. Through this, he helped pioneer all types of body modification and holds several Guinness Book Records.
  • Erik Sprague, aka Lizard Man, was a former PhD candidate. He has a bachelor’s in philosophy and is a performance artist: both through international side shows and as a music festival host.
  • Maria Jose Cristerna aka “La Mujer Vampiro”  (Vampire Woman) is the mother of four children and a fuckin’ lawyer. She started her transformation after getting out of an abusive marriage, and has talked out against domestic violence.
  • Rick Genest aka Rico The Zombie is a fucking international model, has more sponsorships than any of us could ever hope, and was featured in Lady Gaga’s Born This Way video. Not bad for a 27-year old former homeless punk, I’d say.

reblogging for the well researched and accurate shut down, good work mate

(via sergeantscallmesmalls)

fake-suicide-of-genius:


sammiey:

higher than the empire state


you win this round

fake-suicide-of-genius:

sammiey:

higher than the empire state

you win this round

(via jesussaveswithcoupons)