It's not faith if you use your eyes.

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

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taylorswift:

When I haven’t been on Tumblr all day I’m like:

taylorswift:

When I haven’t been on Tumblr all day I’m like:

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Sync your iPhone to your laptop and download iOS 8 from iTunes, it won’t take up any memory. Reblog to save a life.

xv7:

i damn sure wish yall wouldve posted this at 1 o clock when the shit came out

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opraah:

you cant get in my pants unless you have these under yoursimage

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odins-one-eyed-fuck:

courtneywinston:

holdontowhatyoueat:

courtneywinston:

#1 reason why not to install a cat door in your bedroom

there is a story behind this and I don’t think I want to hear it.

Actually there’s a person behind it but yes

i just shaved my legs wanna feel

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

courtneywinston:

holdontowhatyoueat:

courtneywinston:

#1 reason why not to install a cat door in your bedroom

there is a story behind this and I don’t think I want to hear it.

Actually there’s a person behind it but yes

i just shaved my legs wanna feel

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ultrafacts:

shitfacedanon:

arachnofiend:

footworkdruid:

ultrafacts:

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i really like this ultrafact because the setup implies something funny or unexpected is going to happen, but not only is the ‘punchline’ actually just standard torturous murder but the lack of punctuation adds a bizarre, text-post quality to the tone. syntactically speaking this ultrafact is a piece of accidental genius

The Mongol Empire was the safest place in the world as long as you didn’t backstab the Mongols.

To add to this, he actually sent two. The first was to sorta present a message of peace telling the leader in essence “We’re both great leaders of great empires and equals in stature.” and after the fucker killed the first caravan he sent another to figure out what the hell happened because maybe the fucker didn’t know who he was.
Then he invaded and utterly erased the empire off the face of the earth 

Did you guys know that Genghis Khan even went so far as to divert a river through the Khwarezmid emperor’s birthplace, erasing it from the map? This was how mad the emperor made Genghis feel. (Source)

ultrafacts:

shitfacedanon:

arachnofiend:

footworkdruid:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, follow the Ultrafacts Blog!

i really like this ultrafact because the setup implies something funny or unexpected is going to happen, but not only is the ‘punchline’ actually just standard torturous murder but the lack of punctuation adds a bizarre, text-post quality to the tone. syntactically speaking this ultrafact is a piece of accidental genius

The Mongol Empire was the safest place in the world as long as you didn’t backstab the Mongols.

To add to this, he actually sent two. The first was to sorta present a message of peace telling the leader in essence “We’re both great leaders of great empires and equals in stature.” and after the fucker killed the first caravan he sent another to figure out what the hell happened because maybe the fucker didn’t know who he was.

Then he invaded and utterly erased the empire off the face of the earth 

Did you guys know that Genghis Khan even went so far as to divert a river through the Khwarezmid emperor’s birthplace, erasing it from the map? This was how mad the emperor made Genghis feel. (Source)

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moffatsapprentice:

ASKING THE RIGHT QUESTIONS.

moffatsapprentice:

ASKING THE RIGHT QUESTIONS.

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etsy:

Art through a microscope.

itscolossal:

Postcards for Ants: A 365-Day Miniature Painting Project by Lorraine Loots

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haemus:

The girl you just called hot? That me

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ciphermemes:

things to say during sex

  • hey wanna hear my impression of you in about three seconds??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • well well well, someones looking desperate!
  • man its been so long since ive inhabited a body!
  • [slaps self] WOO [slaps self again] WOO! haha
  • pain is hilarious!
  • boy these arms are durable

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dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

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gh0stcity:

There’s an abundance of bad things happening right now, and it’s hard not to be sucked into that black hole of sadness, so let’s have a puppy party shall we.

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Because, let’s face it, dogs never grow up.

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fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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http://everypizza.tumblr.com/post/97612182535/when-pizzas-are-ready-to-be-sent-off-to-their-new

everypizza:

When pizzas are ready to be sent off

To their new homes

They sit under the heat-lamp

Facing out.

Away from the oven.

I returned from a delivery,

A triple delivery,

After close

And saw seven pizzas facing out.

Ready to meet their new families.

But I was ready to go home too.

I made an…