The Two Key Qualities of a Classic Nic Cage Action Film

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dandyads:

Trojan Condoms, 1993

BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.

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rihanna escaping from her habitat at the zoo

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“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes

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when a friend buys u food and says u dont have to pay them back u know they are forever

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pizz4s:

how do mermaids pee or poop

they don’t exist

you don’t exist you little shit

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beauty on the inside doesn’t get you free drinks

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hello. my name lindo. 10 year ago i in accdnt. i 2 finger. no nipple. evrday pepole make laugh at me. happy side booty game strong like kid say. ha ha.

ignor 4 satan

reblog 4 good

I would just like to point out this picture isn’t legit, and this girl is bullshitting to get popular on Tumblr.

If you look at the background along with her shirt, you can see she used photo booth or something to make her face look wider….. just sayin….

my name lindo. 10 year ago i in accdnt. i 2 finger. no nipple. evrday pepole make laugh at me. happy side booty game strong like kid say. ha ha.

this picture is such bullshit. Its obvious that the person cut their face in half and made a mirror of it. 

If you’re gonna Photoshop something, do it right dumbass, and don’t try to turn it into a sob story. It is not funny.

my name lindo. 10 year ago i in accdnt. i 2 finger. no nipple. evrday pepole make laugh at me. happy side booty game strong like kid say. ha ha.

ok are you kidding me. look at her. look at lindo. she already has so much to go though. she has no fucking nipples. everyday people laugh at her. EVERY FUCKING DAY. she posted this thinking she’d be safe here, because tumblr is supposed to be a safe place, what with all the anti bullying and whatnot. and yet here you guys are. judging her. ridiculing her. hating on her for trying to get her life story out. all she wants is for someone to listen and this is what she gets. you guys make me sick. lindo we will never forget. #prayforlindo

i died at #prayforlindo

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meladoodle:

constantly looking forward to my next meal

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